K-Serials. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawnnnnnnnn.

Circa 1998.

Uncle.
Aunty.
Their first son: Married with 2 kids.
Their second son: Single, but still mingling.
Their first daughter: Married. Divorced. Semi-married.
Their second daughter: College-going seedhi-saaddhi item.
Their third daughter: Just fifteen, but behaves like fifty.

Circa 2008.
Uncle + 8 years.
Aunty + 8 years.

Their first son: Married with 2 kids. But has had co-marital affairs with 3 women, who’re dead and gone by now. Found their place in another K-serial (courtesy: Balaji Telefilms)! Fortunately, the era still believes in rebirth. And then, you never know what or who’s going to ‘come up next’.

Their second son: Single, but has had multiple affairs (just like multiple fractures – broken and disjointed). Doesn’t like to compromise when it comes 'positions’. Ask Kashish, Karishma, Kavita, Kanishka, Kanaka, K… (amnesi, it’s a boon sometimes).

Their first daughter: Married and divorced. Once. Twice. Thrice. And you never know how many more times.

Their second daughter: College-going seedhi-saadhi item. With a kitty of 5 boyfriends. And one husband.

Their third daughter: Twenty-five by now. Still the same.

And then…

Plus Tears. Drama. Melodrama. Punches. Action Plays. Reaction Replays.

The K-Serials. Life of ndia.
From 2 pm to 5 pm. And 8 pm to 11 pm.
Everyday.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwn!