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The Quick Fragrance Guide.
A Perfumer’s Parlance and More.

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The Hierarchy
Top Notes.
Middle Notes.
Base Notes.

The Highs.
Seduction.
Conduction.
Induction.

The Big Names.
Issey Miyake.
Yves Saint Laurent.
Ralph Lauren.

The Sub-names.
Romance.
Envy.
Pleasures.

The Pulse Points.
The Nape (for men).
The Cleavage (for women).
The Wrists (For both.)

NB: For extra sniffness, recollect your fetishes.

The Lows.
Alcohol.
Exorbitance.
Allergies.

And now, choosing a good fragrance.

1) Spray the fragrance on a blotter strip, or ideally on your wrist (if it’s not already adulterated).
2) Wait for a few minutes (about 3 to 4) for the top notes to fade away.
3) Bring your wrist / strip closer to your nose.
4) Sniff. Sniff. Urrgh. / Sniff. Sniff. Aaah.
5) Now decide.

Inference: If it provokes you, then that’s the one for you. If doesn’t, try taming your sweat glands.

Sniff. Sniff.